This week as Hostess announced it’s plans to liquidate and sell off its assets in bankruptcy court after failing to reach an agreement with strikers, we here at the Eighty Sixth Floor thought of only one thing. Tallahassee is gonna be pissed.

It’s seems that plain old boring business has ended Twinkies glorious run as one of America’s favourite snacks and not the Zombie apocalypse. We suggest you stock up now to avoid dangerous Twinkie cravings. They make you do crazy things.

Although there is a glimmer of hope on the horizon, as Hostess has agreed to start mediation hearings on Tuesday at the urging of a bankruptcy court judge. Hopefully this isn’t the end of Twinkies.


(If you don’t get this post, then you obviously haven’t seen Zombieland ! Shame on you ! Go watch it immediately.)